I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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