I faked an abortion last night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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