i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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