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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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