What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
