i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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