Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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