maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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