I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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