State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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