My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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