if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I could fuck to npr.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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