The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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