have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Can I color on your dick again?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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