I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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