it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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