i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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