just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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