how can u be prego again
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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