I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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