Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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