I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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