question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Randomize
