her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
