and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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