Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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