He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
