ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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