girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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