I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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