Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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