I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i think my mom watched the whole time
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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