His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Oh Jesus.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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