its not stalking. its research.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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