one might say we're banned from that church
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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