i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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