So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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