Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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