every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We left the knife in your bed.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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