Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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