at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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