i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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