Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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