Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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