Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
