yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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