Pants 0. Shit 1.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
