Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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