Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
