wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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