I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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