So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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