a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize