Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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